Daily Archives: March 16, 2015
Posted by davidjmobrien
I don’t know much about writing novels, but I know this. Counting words is a waste of time.
I have written six and a two half novels so far. Oh, and two novellas, which are a whole different kettle of fish.
I know how to write a novel because I’ve obviously done it before. But I don’t know anything about HOW I did it.
Nothing worth transmitting to others who might try to do it themselves.
Counting words is a load of bollox.
It doesn’t tell you shit about how much work you have done, how much of a novel you’ve already written, or, in anything but the vaguest terms give you an idea of the shitload of grafting you still have ahead of you.
I’ve read too many quotes saying that a thousand words a day will give you a novel in three months.
Such shite was perhaps written with the best of intentions, to encourage would-be writers to get their finger out of their arse and get something down on paper.
It seems so easy.
Write a novel in a month, they say every November. Fifty thousand words crafted, or cobbled together, anyway, and Bob’s your uncle: a novel under the belt.
Sure, there are a few great novels out there with scant word counts.
Ninety thousand words is a decent-sized book.
But is it your book?
Did those fifty thousand words spill out of the typewriter ribbon as such, or were they the last standing syllables of a Mongol horde of words that got massacred until they resembled a roman army in perfect discipline?
Did their author stick to a thousand words a day? Did he or she spend two weeks locked in a hotel room and thump upon the keys with his/her fingers twenty-five thousand times a day for ten says straight? Or sit with a pencil between his/her teeth for ten hours and get two hundred words down eventually, before breaking open a bottle of whisky at the end of the day?
Are ninety thousand words enough to tell the story that you need to tell? Or will two hundred thousand do it?
We create universes, us writers.
But just like this one we’re all condemned to share, if it was made by some superior being, once it was made it pretty fecking quickly got away from it’s maker. Your universe will expand to the dimensions it requires within a very short time of its inception.
And you can do nothing but watch, and oblige its demands by filling it up with the structures it needs, however many words that requires.
You might find that you have fifty thousand words of a mess that will require more than one month just to get straight in your head.
Happened to me, after a fashion.
The 70k half book I have now will turn into, as far as I can judge from what I have uncovered of the world I am creating, around 150k. Much of what I am writing will be deleted. Only after they are written, can I hope to cut out the words the story probably doesn’t need.
My shortest novel is 30,000 words. It’s a children’s book. My longest, so far, is 175K. Each book I have had published has been shaved down. There were parts that weren’t necessary. But I didn’t know that until I wrote them. Some of these I noticed myself, once they existed. They could disappear. Others I didn’t know about until they were pointed out. But in every one, the thousand words a day would not have led to a finished story in the simple multiple of days to the final word count.
The other half-novel is currently at around 200K. I have an estimation that it will end up at 400K. I have no idea whatsoever whether it will stay that way, or will get chopped in half. I only know I have many more words to write, but no notion of how long that process will take.
So, check out your word count, by all means. Just don’t think you’re halfway done if you have 45K written.
You might be nearly finished, or you might only be starting out.
The story will decide.
You can only obey the rules of the universe you have created, and give it all the space it requires, however many years that will take to do.